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The Hexagon Mastery Program
Chemistry Science Academia
1 month ago 13.0K views 0 shares
The Hexagon Mastery Program
Four years of organic chemistry education distilled into one perfect hexagon. The pie chart of "Things I Learned in Organic Chemistry" shows the brutal truth - it's basically 99% learning to draw hexagons while pretending to understand benzene rings. The tiny slivers for "Interesting Reactions," "Nomenclature," and "Deadly Compounds" are just decorative garnish on your degree. Chemistry professors be like: "Master this six-sided shape and you'll basically understand life itself." Meanwhile, your exam paper looks like a kindergartner's attempt at honeycomb art.

The Great Mathematical Bait And Switch
Math Academia Science
2 months ago 15.7K views 0 shares
The Great Mathematical Bait And Switch
That moment when your professor baits you with the promise of "FUN" only to reveal they're actually teaching the "FUNDAMENTAL THEOREM OF FINITELY GENERATED ABELIAN GROUPS." Classic mathematical jumpscare! The theorem itself is actually a cornerstone of abstract algebra that classifies all finitely generated abelian groups into direct sums of cyclic groups - but all the student heard was "today's gonna be a 3-hour lecture where your brain melts into a puddle." Every math major just had traumatic flashbacks to that one professor who thought abstract algebra was as entertaining as a theme park.

The Biochem Major Uniform
Chemistry Biology Academia Lab-life
2 months ago 25.8K views 0 shares
The Biochem Major Uniform
The biochemistry student stereotype is strong with this one. Those glasses, that deadpan expression—it's the universal uniform of someone who's spent too many hours staring at protein folding diagrams. We biochem majors don't even need to announce ourselves; the dark circles under our eyes from memorizing metabolic pathways do it for us. The real giveaway? That thousand-yard stare that comes from realizing you've voluntarily signed up for four years of organic chemistry, molecular biology, and explaining to relatives that no, you can't prescribe medication.

The Great STEM Showdown
Math Physics Academia Science
3 months ago 22.4K views 0 shares
The Great STEM Showdown
The eternal academic rivalry between math and physics majors captured in four perfect panels! Math girl starts with the classic superiority flex, only to have her smugness utterly demolished when physics girl calmly points out they study the same advanced math... plus they actually apply it to something in the real world. That final panel of pure mathematical rage is basically what happens when someone realizes their entire personality is based on being "better at math" but they've just been outmathed. It's the STEM equivalent of bringing a calculator to a particle accelerator fight.

Believe Me, I Love Chemistry
Chemistry Academia Science
3 months ago 22.6K views 0 shares
Believe Me, I Love Chemistry
The eternal struggle of chemistry students! Regular chemistry with its formulas and equations is coming at you like a freight train, while organic chemistry is straight-up derailing your entire academic life. Meanwhile, you're just trying to pick the one flower of knowledge you understand while claiming "I love chemistry" through gritted teeth. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one - saying you love something while actively avoiding 99% of it. Classic academic survival instinct!

Organic Chemistry: The Ultimate Tearjerker
Chemistry Academia Science
3 months ago 20.9K views 0 shares
Organic Chemistry: The Ultimate Tearjerker
Every chemistry student just felt that in their soul! Vollhardt's Organic Chemistry textbook isn't just a book—it's an emotional journey through benzene rings and reaction mechanisms that will have you sobbing into your molecular models at 3 AM. Nothing says "existential crisis" quite like trying to memorize 47 different ways carbons can bond while chugging your fifth coffee. The person asking for tearjerker book recommendations had NO IDEA they were about to unlock collective trauma for science students everywhere! 😭 Chemistry textbooks: where dreams and GPAs go to die.

Dynamite Ics
Engineering Physics Academia
3 months ago 24.0K views 0 shares
Dynamite-Ics
Nothing says "romance in STEM" quite like pretending to understand concepts you're completely clueless about. Dynamics—the branch of physics dealing with forces and motion—remains a mystery to approximately 78% of engineering students who somehow still graduate. The beautiful irony here is that while trying to create a "dynamic" connection with this civil engineer, our hero is demonstrating the relationship equivalent of a structural failure. Pro tip: Next time, maybe try "I don't understand dynamics either, want to not understand it together over coffee?"

Physics Is Just Applied Mathematics: Change My Mind
Physics Math Academia Science
4 months ago 11.8K views 0 shares
Physics Is Just Applied Mathematics: Change My Mind
This brave soul is out here dropping truth bombs that would make Newton spill his apple cider. Physics majors everywhere are feeling personally attacked while math majors are nodding smugly. The "change my mind" format perfectly captures that moment when you realize your entire degree is just fancy calculus with extra steps. Meanwhile, engineering students are walking by thinking "wait till he finds out what engineering is." The real genius move? Drinking coffee during this debate - he'll need that caffeine when differential equations enter the chat.

The Awkward Middle Child Of Science
Chemistry Physics Science Academia
4 months ago 11.3K views 0 shares
The Awkward Middle Child Of Science
Physical Chemistry (P-Chem) is that awkward hybrid discipline that neither pure physicists nor chemists want to claim. The meme perfectly captures how P-Chem exists in this scientific no-man's land—a tiny confused elephant compared to its robust parent disciplines. P-Chem students know the pain of simultaneously wrestling with quantum mechanics, thermodynamics, and reaction kinetics while both physics and chemistry departments look down on them thinking "that's not real science." The confusion is universal—even Noah himself can't figure out where to categorize this bizarre creature!

The Physics-Engineering Rivalry: Air Resistance Edition
Physics Engineering Academia Science
4 months ago 12.3K views 0 shares
The Physics-Engineering Rivalry: Air Resistance Edition
The eternal rivalry between physics and engineering majors in one perfect meme! 😂 Physics majors get so caught up in theoretical perfection they forget real-world factors like air resistance. Meanwhile, engineering majors are all about practical applications - if it's not affecting your bridge from collapsing, why bother? The moment of realization when the physics major admits the engineer was right is *chef's kiss* perfection. This is basically every physics vs. engineering classroom debate ever compressed into four panels!

The Real Cost Of A Physics Degree
Physics Academia Science Math
4 months ago 14.8K views 0 shares
The Real Cost Of A Physics Degree
The tiny sliver of "the math is hard" is just the appetizer. The real tragedy? That massive blue section representing the permanent destruction of your movie-watching experience. Once you understand how objects actually move through space, Hollywood becomes a personal hell of incorrect trajectories and impossible explosions. I've spent 30 years teaching undergrads about conservation of momentum only to watch them cry during finals week... and then again at every Marvel movie premiere. The worst part? That pie chart is missing the largest section: "spending your career explaining to relatives why you can't build them a perpetual motion machine."

The Nihilism Extension Request
Academia Psychology
5 months ago 8.9K views 0 shares
The Nihilism Extension Request
The academic equivalent of throwing yourself on the mercy of the court. Nothing captures the existential crisis of student life quite like pivoting from "I'll start this assignment tomorrow" to "Does anything truly matter in this vast, uncaring universe?" The beautiful part is how this email manages to weaponize nihilism as an extension request. I've received hundreds of these over my career, and I must admit—the honest despair is refreshing compared to the "my fourth grandmother died this semester" classics. Pro tip for students: professors can smell manufactured excuses from two campuses away, but genuine existential dread? That's just relatable content.