Childhood trauma Memes

The classic moment when a physics nerd ruins a perfectly good vinyl session with angular velocity lessons. Poor kid just wanted to listen to music, but instead got hit with the harsh reality that different points on a spinning record travel at different linear speeds despite making the same number of revolutions. It's basically the rotational equivalent of watching someone explain why your pizza gets cold faster when you cut it into slices. The child's final panel expression is the universal symbol for "I was having a good day until you scienced all over it."

Start 'em young with quantum superposition and existential dread! Nothing says "well-adjusted toddler" like contemplating whether Schrödinger's cat is alive, dead, or just thoroughly confused about its career options. These books don't just teach physics—they're gateway drugs to philosophy majors and midnight panic attacks about whether anything is real. The true universal constant isn't the speed of light—it's the inevitability that exposing children to the fundamental weirdness of reality will make them question everything. Including their will to live, apparently.

The trauma is REAL! First, they sneak letters into math class. Then suddenly you're staring at physics equations that look like someone smashed their head on a keyboard! That moment when "Thypher" shows you all these terrifying formulas - Coulomb's law, angular momentum, Biot-Savart law, ideal gas equation, and gravitational potential energy - it's like being introduced to a new language where everything wants to kill you! 💀 And notice the time is 3:14? That's π! Even the clock is mocking us with math! The progression from "letters in math" to "F L I" at the bottom is basically the sound your brain makes when it first encounters these equations!