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Content girl, you better be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide cuz you're.... 12:56 Ballu Bhai Magnesium iron silicate hydroxide is the chemical name for the metamorphic amphibole cummingtonite. It has the chemical composition (Ma.Fe24)2(Ma. Fe24)5Si8022(OH)2 Show more V Cummingtonite 12:57 pm

The Ionic Decomposition Of Onions

The Ionic Decomposition Of Onions
The perfect fusion of chemistry and wordplay! In the top panel, an onion with a "+" symbol becomes "ONION" (ON+ION), while the bottom shows just the onion with "ON." It's basically the chemical breakdown of "onion" into its constituent parts—the prefix "on" and the chemical ion suffix. Chemistry nerds will appreciate that ions are actually charged particles formed when atoms gain or lose electrons. So technically, this onion isn't just making us cry—it's teaching us chemical nomenclature while doing it! The kind of joke that would make your chemistry teacher simultaneously proud and disappointed.

The Molecule That Makes Chemists Run Away

The Molecule That Makes Chemists Run Away
The ultimate chemistry dark humor! That's azidoazide azide (C 2 N 14 ), possibly the most explosive compound known to chemists. Those three azide groups (N 3 ) make this molecule so unstable it can detonate if you breathe near it, look at it wrong, or even think about synthesizing it. The hazard diamond below should have "💀" in that empty space because this molecule scores a perfect 5 in health, fire, and reactivity hazards. Chemists call this stuff "just waiting to explode" rather than a stable compound. Anyone who's worked in a lab knows that one mysterious compound that makes everyone nervously back away—this is THAT compound on steroids!