Cesium Memes

The quantum superposition of scientific ethics right here. Schrödinger's thought experiment meets modern lab chaos. The original experiment proposed a cat in a box with radioactive material (cesium would work nicely) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. The cat would exist in both states—alive and dead—until observed. This guy's casual "pretty cool" attitude while recreating a famous quantum physics paradox with actual poison is peak scientific nihilism. Graduate students, take note: this is what happens after your fourth rejected grant application.

The legendary Schrödinger's cat experiment just got a Gen Z upgrade! Instead of the traditional thought experiment where a cat is simultaneously alive and dead until observed, we've got this dude casually assembling the apocalypse on his desk. The beauty of quantum physics reduced to "pretty cool." The cesium (highly reactive alkali metal that explodes in water), mysterious Russian suppliers, casual poison, and that adorable fluffy cat just chilling in the box—all ingredients for either a Nobel Prize or a visit from Homeland Security. Either way, the cat's odds of survival just dropped well below the quantum 50/50!