Cesium Memes

The legendary Schrödinger's cat experiment just got a Gen Z upgrade! Instead of the traditional thought experiment where a cat is simultaneously alive and dead until observed, we've got this dude casually assembling the apocalypse on his desk. The beauty of quantum physics reduced to "pretty cool." The cesium (highly reactive alkali metal that explodes in water), mysterious Russian suppliers, casual poison, and that adorable fluffy cat just chilling in the box—all ingredients for either a Nobel Prize or a visit from Homeland Security. Either way, the cat's odds of survival just dropped well below the quantum 50/50!