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Radiation: The Original Photo Bomber
Physics Science Materials
12 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
Radiation: The Original Photo Bomber
The person's trying to photograph a radioactive source warning label, but keeps getting blurry pictures because... wait for it... the radiation is damaging their camera sensor in real time! That "-1 HP" title is basically what's happening to their electronics (and potentially their cells) with each exposure. The warning label likely contains radioactive material symbols and "DANGER" text, which is nature's way of saying "maybe don't Instagram this particular object." Physics teachers everywhere are simultaneously laughing and reaching for their Geiger counters.

...And Sent To Earth At 2.7 KB/S
Astronomy Tech Science Universe
1 month ago 8.2K views 0 shares
...And Sent To Earth At 2.7 KB/S
The cosmic irony of space exploration! NASA's Voyager 2 mission to Neptune in 1989 used technology from the 1970s, including a primitive 0.64 megapixel camera, to capture our best images of the ice giant. The 2.7 KB/s data transfer rate meant each image took HOURS to download—slower than the first dial-up modems! Meanwhile, your phone probably has a 12+ megapixel camera that instantly uploads selfies. Next time your WiFi buffers for 5 seconds, remember astronomers waited patiently while blurry Neptune pics trickled back at speeds that would make a snail seem zippy. Space: where cutting-edge science meets Stone Age bandwidth.

Incredible Definition, Incredible Delusion
Biology Evolution
1 month ago 11.9K views 0 shares
Incredible Definition, Incredible Delusion
Science textbooks: "The human eye is a marvel of evolution with 576 megapixels of resolution!" Meanwhile, my actual eyes turn every streetlight into a JJ Abrams lens flare after 8pm. The hilarious irony is that while we're busy bragging about our superior optical hardware, most of us can't find our phone that's literally in our hand. Evolution gave us incredible visual processing but forgot to include the "find my keys" feature. Nature's little practical joke on humanity.