Why Not Round E Up To 3

The exact moment a mathematician discovers that alphabetical sorting of numbers puts "eight" before "eighty," "forty" before "four," and "one" at position 51. This is the mathematical equivalent of finding out your entire research paper used the wrong font size. The water-to-face coping mechanism is standard procedure after discovering such lexicographical treachery.

The visceral rage of a math person hearing someone round π to 3.15 instead of 3.14 is simply *chef's kiss*. That facial expression perfectly captures the internal screaming that happens when someone butchers the most famous irrational number in existence. For the record, π is approximately 3.14159265358979323846... and continues infinitely without repeating. Rounding to 3.15 is mathematical blasphemy that will get you excommunicated from any self-respecting math department. Some nerds even memorize hundreds of digits just to flex at parties where they're definitely not the coolest person in the room.

What calculus students see: A terrifying wall of formulas that induces panic attacks. What math professors see: "Just the basics" to memorize before the real fun begins. This "cheat sheet" is basically the mathematical equivalent of saying "here's everything you need to know about swimming" right before throwing you into the Mariana Trench. And that quote from Ma Yilong? Pure solidarity with every student who's ever stared at a derivative and questioned their life choices.

When calculus professors say "it's just the area under the curve" but then hit you with Tai's formula. Sure, I'll just quickly sum up all those triangles and rectangles during the exam while having an existential crisis about why I didn't become an art major. Nothing says "fun Friday night" like approximating integrals with geometric shapes while your friends are out living their best lives.

Trophy in one hand, advanced mathematics textbook in the other, and the guy's still fixated on his girlfriend's... "problem-solving abilities." 🙄 Classic case of missing the point that she's literally holding the key to understanding differential equations while he's busy taking photos for social media. The irony of ignoring someone's intellectual achievements because you're distracted by physical attributes is peak human behavior. Maybe he should try reading that textbook instead of his camera roll!

Rumor has it he called eigenvalues "weak" and said real programmers use Excel. The MATLAB community simply couldn't tolerate his claims that "matrices are just tables for nerds." Apparently the final straw was when he tried to transpose a non-square matrix and blamed the software for the error message. Classic case of mathematical cancel culture. His Bugatti is now running on Python scripts.