The Scientific Path To Singlehood

The Venn diagram of academic sins is absolutely savage! Physicists modeling penguins as cylinders (because who needs biological accuracy?), engineers rounding π to 3 (precision is overrated), and mathematicians defining e with that limit expression that haunts undergrads' nightmares.

The overlap is where the real comedy gold happens - approximating sin(x) as x for small angles, treating gravity as exactly 10 m/s², and the cardinal sin of using whatever units make your equations work. No wonder they're all single!

Meanwhile, programmers are off in their own circle with x = x + 1 (a mathematical impossibility that somehow works in code), and chemists... well, they're barely even on the diagram. Dating pool = ∅