The Pythagorean Haircut

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The Pythagorean Haircut

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The mathematical burn is STRONG with this one! This person's perfectly straight hairline forms a textbook right angle that would make Pythagoras himself shed a tear of geometric joy. For those who slept through math class, the Pythagorean theorem (A² + B² = C²) describes the relationship between the three sides of a right triangle. This hairline is so precisely angular that it could literally be used as a teaching aid! Whoever styled this clearly graduated from the School of Trigonometric Tonsorial Arts with honors. Remember kids, choose your barber wisely or you might become an involuntary math demonstration!

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