The Math Galaxy Brain Expansion

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The Math Galaxy Brain Expansion

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The ultimate math brain expansion meme! It shows the journey from basic understanding to cosmic-level comprehension of mathematical theorems. Starting with Stokes theorem (the cool kid), then De Rham theorem (the nervous nerd), followed by Poincaré duality (mysterious hoodie character), coherent duality (the sleep-deprived genius), and finally Verdier duality (transcendent brain cube). The rarest of math minds are at the far right of the bell curve - we're talking 0.00000001% territory! The beauty is that nobody outside advanced mathematics has any clue what these mean, which is exactly the point! It's the perfect inside joke for mathematicians who love watching the rest of us scratch our heads wondering if FTC (Fundamental Theorem of Calculus) is indeed a special case of all this madness.

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