The Gastrointestinal Theorem Of Higher Mathematics

The guy's not wrong. The Zeroth Law basically says if A = B and B = C, then A = C. It's like discovering your coffee mug is the same temperature as your desk, and your desk is the same temperature as your keyboard, so—shocking revelation—your coffee mug is the same temperature as your keyboard. Physicists really spent centuries figuring that out and then had to awkwardly insert it as the "Zeroth" law because they'd already numbered the others. Classic scientific numbering crisis. Next they'll tell us water is wet.

Someone just discovered that differentiating π² with respect to π equals 2π, which equals approximately 6.28... That's τ (tau), the rival constant to π that represents a full circle instead of half. Desmos just casually proving why some mathematicians believe τ is the superior constant. The calculator didn't have to flex that hard on the π gang.

Found the shortcut to mathematical fame. Just point your phone at the Millennium Prize Problems and wait for that sweet million-dollar deposit. The Clay Mathematics Institute offers $1M for each of seven unsolved problems that have stumped the greatest minds for decades. But sure, your app that struggles with basic calculus is totally going to crack the Riemann Hypothesis during your lunch break.

Nothing triggers a calculus professor faster than canceling differentials like they're fractions. That equation showing dy/du · du/dx = dy/dx is mathematically correct but for entirely different reasons than "the du's cancel out." It's the chain rule in disguise, not some algebraic simplification. Professors everywhere clutch their chalk in horror when students cross out the differentials like they're solving for x in 8th grade algebra. Pure mathematical blasphemy.

Behold! The ultimate engineering calculator displaying the sacred "(π-e)" formula with a result of exactly 0. That's not just math—that's poetry! Engineers know the thrill of discovering these numerical coincidences that make the universe seem suspiciously well-designed. Fun fact: π (3.14159...) and e (2.71828...) are both irrational numbers that show up EVERYWHERE in nature, yet their difference rounds to a perfect zero on this battle-scarred calculator. The scratched screen tells tales of countless all-nighters and desperate exam calculations. Engineering at its finest—where even the most sophisticated tools eventually just say "close enough!"

The mathematical hunger games have claimed another victim! Dad's not winning—he's being consumed by the computational apocalypse. Surrounded by MATLAB, Wolfram, LaTeX, Desmos, Matcad, and Sublime Text 3, he's descended into the ninth circle of numerical hell that every engineer and scientist knows too well. That moment when your code breaks, your equations mock you, and your will to live is inversely proportional to your debugging time. The child's innocent "Dad are u winning?" is the universe's cruelest joke. No child, Dad isn't winning. Dad is discovering why math was invented by ancient civilizations as a sophisticated form of torture.