Turns out the path to mathematical enlightenment is paved with Pepto-Bismol. That perfect correlation between math degrees and tummy aches isn't just statistical noise—it's the universe's way of telling you that discovering the secrets of prime numbers requires intestinal fortitude in the most literal sense. The more theorems you prove, the more your digestive system protests. I've seen PhD candidates survive on nothing but chalk dust and antacids for weeks. Remember kids, correlation doesn't imply causation... but in this case, I'm pretty sure differential equations are directly responsible for acid reflux.
The Gastrointestinal Theorem Of Higher Mathematics
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