Behold! The mathematical equivalent of dividing by zero and surviving to tell the tale! This "proof" hilariously exploits the visual similarity between the percent symbol (%) and the forbidden division 0/0.
It's like watching someone try to smuggle contraband math through airport security! "Nothing to see here, just a harmless percentage sign that happens to equal 0.01!" *nervous mathematician laughter*
The creator's plea not to steal their groundbreaking "proof" before Monday publication is the mathematical equivalent of saying "I've discovered perpetual motion, but the patent office is closed for the weekend!"