The Bell Curve Of Seasonal Awareness

The statistical distribution of intelligence perfectly correlates with seasonal awareness. The bell curve shows those at the center (average IQ) panicking that "it's still spring," while both extremes of the curve confidently declare "we're in summer." Turns out understanding astronomical seasons versus meteorological seasons creates a horseshoe theory of intelligence. The 68% in the middle are technically correct about spring ending on the solstice, while the geniuses and, uh, non-geniuses both just feel the heat and call it like they see it. Nothing bonds the extremes of the IQ spectrum like ignoring calendar technicalities when it's 95°F outside.