Proof By Disagreement

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Proof By Disagreement

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When basic arithmetic collides with human stubbornness! Person 1 claims they could drive 2,000 miles in a day, but Person 2 drops the mathematical truth bomb: at 75 mph, it would take 26.6 hours. Not deterred by facts, Person 1 suggests skipping sleep (because who needs biology when you're trying to win an internet argument?). When asked for sources, Person 2 delivers the devastating "it's called math" mic drop, showing the beautiful simplicity of division. The final response of "Well, I'm not sure if I agree but ok" perfectly captures that moment when someone's brain refuses to accept they're wrong despite irrefutable evidence. The mathematical equivalent of watching someone fight against gravity!

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