Pi Times 72,219,220 Makes The Impossible Possible

The mythical math prodigy - like Bigfoot but with calculators. Every department claims to have one, yet nobody's ever actually seen them solve those nightmare integrals. We're all secretly using WolframAlpha while pretending someone down the hall is a "human computer." Pro tip: if you hear whispers about someone who can integrate by inspection, they're either tenured faculty spreading urban legends or that one student who hasn't slept in 72 hours and has achieved calculator consciousness.

Every math teacher's nightmare: students who keep treating fractions like they're in an open relationship! The green-haired anime character's exasperation perfectly captures that moment when your student decides to multiply just the top number by 5 and leaves the denominator untouched. It's the mathematical equivalent of breaking the laws of physics—you can't just change one part of the equation and expect the relationship to survive! Next thing you know, they'll be trying to divide by zero and tear a hole in the space-time continuum.

Finally, a math problem where calculating the area matters for your stomach AND your wallet! The left slice has a 60° angle and 6-inch radius for $1.50, while the right has a 45° angle and 7-inch radius for $1.70. Time to bust out the πr²(θ/360) formula to see which gives more pizza per dollar. Spoiler: the 6-inch slice is about 18.8 sq inches (~$0.08/sq inch) while the 7-inch is about 19.2 sq inches (~$0.09/sq inch). The smaller slice is actually the better value! Who said you'd never use geometry in real life? Your high school math teacher is somewhere doing a victory dance.

Theoretical physicists and doubt have a fascinating relationship—they simply press X to dismiss it. While experimental physicists need evidence, theoreticians just need a whiteboard and the audacity to say "consider a spherical cow." The background text ironically argues science isn't purely mathematical, meanwhile theoretical physicists are calculating whether the universe is a hologram projected from a 2D surface. Classic.

The mathematical existential crisis is real! This is the numerical equivalent of naming your pet rock—technically, you can do it. In mathematics, we can indeed assign any name to any number (hello, Graham's Number and Googolplex), but "morbillion" exists in that delightful limbo between made-up internet nonsense and legitimate mathematical nomenclature. Since our number system is infinitely extensible, the fictional "morbillion" could theoretically be defined anywhere we want. It's like reserving a username that nobody was competing for but still feeling smug about getting it first. The real mind-blow is realizing our number naming conventions are just as arbitrary as deciding whether a hotdog is a sandwich.

When basic subtraction turns into existential crisis! The teacher starts with a simple fraction problem (5/12 - 6/12), which should equal -1/12. But then the class troublemaker busts out an infinite series sign, and suddenly that innocent little negative fraction becomes infinity. This is actually a mathematical inside joke about how certain divergent series in advanced mathematics can yield bizarre results. Some infinite series manipulations can make it look like -1/12 equals infinity (or technically, that the sum of all positive integers equals -1/12). It's the kind of math that makes even calculators throw themselves out windows. The teacher's expression in that last panel is every mathematician who's had their comfortable world of elementary arithmetic shattered by the chaos of higher math. Welcome to the point where numbers stop making sense!