Not That Kind Of Doctor

Ever notice how STEM folks react to each other? Science, Technology, and Engineering casually pass each other by like "yeah, whatever" but MATH? That's the real head-turner that makes everyone stop and stare! 😍 Math is basically the hot celebrity of STEM fields that even other disciplines can't help but admire. While the others are just walking past each other at the mall, Math gets the double-take and the "OMG IT'S YOU!" treatment. Because let's be honest - anyone who can understand eigenvalues deserves that kind of respect!

Content 22 + 6 - ₴ = 3 2 Think of a number. Don't tell it to me Double it. Just say okay when you got it Add 6 Half that Subtract the number you started with. Your answer is 3

The numerical literacy crisis strikes again! This conversation perfectly captures why the A&W 1/3 pound burger actually failed against McDonald's 1/4 pounder. Many Americans genuinely thought 1/4 was bigger than 1/3 because, well, 4 is bigger than 3! The second person in this exchange demonstrates this exact confusion when they can't even recognize the inequality symbols. Fractions: defeating hungry Americans since the 1980s. The mathematical trauma is real.

The mathematical horror story no one asked for! Left side shows sine function, smooth and well-behaved like that student who always turns in homework early. Right side? That's tangent with its vertical asymptotes—basically math having an existential crisis every π radians. Both functions are technically "continuous" where they're defined, but tangent has these dramatic infinity vacations where it simply refuses to exist. It's the function equivalent of saying "Sorry, can't come to work today, busy approaching infinity." The faces perfectly capture the vibe—sine is living its best life with complete domain, while tangent is having war flashbacks from all those calculus problems where students forgot about its domain restrictions. Trust me, I've seen grown mathematicians cry when someone casually asks about the continuity of tan(π/2).

Nothing says "fun" quite like calculating the tension in a noose! Indian coaching institutes really know how to spice up physics problems with a dash of existential dread. "Find the tension in the string" takes on a whole new meaning when the string is attached to someone's neck. Somewhere, Newton is rolling in his grave wondering if this is what he meant by "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." The dark humor here isn't just in the macabre setup—it's in how casually they've framed suicide as a "fan and chair ride." Next problem: calculate how fast my faith in humanity is plummeting.

The universal panic that strikes when a textbook casually drops "the proof is trivial" and suddenly YOU'RE responsible for filling in 17 logical steps! Nothing makes a math student question their life choices faster than those four little words. The character's bewildered expression perfectly captures that moment of mathematical betrayal when authors decide their 8-page derivation is somehow "obvious" and "left to the reader." Pro tip: if your professor ever says "clearly" or "it can be easily shown," brace yourself—nothing easy follows those phrases!