The mathematician's solution to every problem: subtraction! When someone desperately needs medical help and the only doctor around has a PhD in math, you get this gem of mathematical first aid. Instead of CPR, you get "-1" because technically, that friend is now approaching zero! Pure math logic in an emergency situation - brilliant and utterly useless at the same time. Next time someone asks "is there a doctor in the house?" maybe specify what kind!
Not That Kind Of Doctor
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