Mathematical proofs crumble as local rebel refuses standard assumptions. Mathematicians worldwide in shambles after discovering their carefully constructed theorems require consent. Reports indicate several Fields Medal winners frantically rewriting papers with "Please let G be a finite group" instead. Theoretical physicists attempting to negotiate with epsilon, offering it coffee in exchange for being greater than zero. Next week: brave soul tells statisticians "I will not assume normal distribution" and triggers academic apocalypse.
Mathematical Anarchy: The Assumption Rebellion

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