Is There A Doctor In The House?

The ultimate academic flex gone wrong! A mathematician's response to a medical emergency showcases the beautiful disconnect between theoretical knowledge and practical application. When asked about the dying friend, our math PhD instantly calculates "minus one" - technically correct in mathematics (life - 1 = death), but spectacularly useless in an emergency. This is what happens when you bring differential equations to a first aid situation. The bottom image perfectly captures the chaos that ensues when theoretical expertise meets real-world crisis. This is why we don't call mathematicians when someone stops breathing!