Happy E Day!

This brave soul is out here dropping truth bombs that would make Newton spill his apple cider. Physics majors everywhere are feeling personally attacked while math majors are nodding smugly. The "change my mind" format perfectly captures that moment when you realize your entire degree is just fancy calculus with extra steps. Meanwhile, engineering students are walking by thinking "wait till he finds out what engineering is." The real genius move? Drinking coffee during this debate - he'll need that caffeine when differential equations enter the chat.

Unlike the elegant divisibility rules for 2, 3, or 5, checking for divisibility by 7 feels like filing your taxes with a broken calculator. That convoluted "take the last digit, double it, subtract from the rest" trick is mathematical torture that even calculators were invented to avoid. And just like Bernie's persistent campaign messages, this rule keeps showing up in math classes despite everyone silently agreeing we'd rather just do the long division. Pro tip: if you've spent more than 10 seconds applying the rule, you could have just divided the damn number already.

The calculator showing 720÷73 with the answer displayed as a fraction (720/73) instead of a decimal is peak mathematical trolling. Just when you need a straightforward number for your homework, your calculator decides to be technically correct but practically useless. It's like asking for directions and getting latitude and longitude coordinates. Thanks for nothing, scientific calculator—I just wanted a decimal, not a relationship status between two numbers that clearly aren't compatible!

The mathematical multiverse has never looked so epic! This meme portrays Carl Friedrich Gauss as a godlike figure from Marvel's Infinity War, with his mathematical contributions as his "children" ready to obliterate any problem. Every math student knows the feeling of encountering a Gaussian formula for the first time - it's like being snapped out of existence! The genius who gave us everything from the normal distribution to fundamental theorems is basically the Thanos of mathematics - except instead of destroying half the universe, he created countless methods that both save and torment students to this day. Next time you're solving equations using Gaussian elimination, just remember: you're wielding the power of a mathematical infinity stone!

The mathematical blasphemy here is enough to make any number theorist choke on their cereal. Our confident friend starts eating, thinking 91 is obviously a prime number (it's not even checking if it's divisible by anything?). Then the horrifying truth appears: 91 = 7×13. That moment when your mathematical intuition fails you spectacularly and you realize you've been living a lie. Twenty years of teaching and I still see students confidently declaring numbers prime without bothering to check divisibility rules. The audacity!

Give a physicist five minutes alone and they'll start breaking mathematics just to see what happens! The equation ∞ - (∞ - 1) = 1 is mathematically forbidden territory, but physicists can't resist playing with infinity. It's like watching someone try to divide by zero while maintaining eye contact – pure mathematical rebellion. This is why mathematicians keep their infinity symbols locked up when physicists visit.