Guys Don't Plot These Equations

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Guys Don't Plot These Equations

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Ever wondered what happens when you graph those innocent-looking equations? They form a rather anatomical male body part! That's why Peter Griffin is running from that biplane—he just accidentally projected mathematical genitalia onto the classroom smartboard during his presentation. The first equation creates an ellipse, while the others form circles in strategic locations. The perfect mathematical prank that's been terrorizing unsuspecting math teachers since graphing calculators were invented. Next time your calculus professor asks for "creative applications of conic sections," maybe don't submit this particular example.

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