Feel Like Frodo

The physics flex nobody asked for! First we have Planck's constant (ℏ), the rockstar of quantum mechanics that lets particles live their best wave-particle duality lives. Then comes the sequel nobody needed—the Boltzmann constant (kB) in reduced form, which is basically the universe saying "I can make things even smaller!" It's like showing up to a party with not just one obscure physics constant, but TWO of them divided by 2π. The practical applications? Absolutely none for your daily life. The nerd credibility? Off the charts. This is what physicists do instead of getting normal hobbies.

Content How to do maths Step one: Write down the problem Step two: Cry

Classical physicists: "We need exact solutions!" Meanwhile, Richard Feynman's just sitting there like "What if we just... draw some squiggly lines?" The beauty of Feynman diagrams is that they turned horrifyingly complex quantum field theory integrals into cute little pictures that even undergrads can understand (sort of). While traditional mathematicians were having existential crises over unsolvable equations, Feynman was like "hold my bongo drums" and revolutionized physics with doodles. The Nobel committee basically gave him a prize for being the ultimate physics hack artist. And that angry guy in the third panel? That's every mathematician who spent years deriving exact solutions only to be upstaged by some feather diagrams and perturbation theory.

Technically speaking, she's not wrong. Mathematicians would have an existential crisis over this statement, but topologically, a circle indeed has an inside and outside separated by the curve itself. It's that beautiful moment when someone says something so fundamentally correct yet simultaneously makes every geometry professor want to throw their chalk across the room. Next up: "A straw has only one hole" - watch the physics department implode.

The quadratic formula's discriminant (b² - 4ac) determines whether a quadratic equation has real solutions. If it's positive or zero, you get real solutions; if negative, you get imaginary ones. This genius is basically saying they wish they had a mathematical formula to determine if people are genuine or just imaginary problems in their life! Would save us all so much time filtering out the fake friends and dates who exist only to complicate our equations.

The mathematical pun here is criminally clever. Instead of a smooth sine wave that oscillates gracefully through space, we've got literal STOP signs mirroring each other across the x-axis. It's what happens when a mathematician gets bored in traffic. Normal people see road signs, mathematicians see graphing opportunities. The "Get out" at the bottom is the perfect punchline - like your brain is being evicted from the premises for witnessing such an egregious math joke. I'm both impressed and offended by how good this is.