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So you've got "M*th" at the top with "E" on one side and "A" on the other. Classic two-button dilemma format, except instead of buttons we're choosing between Math and Meth. The nervous guy on the left is sweating over picking "E" (Math - the respectable academic pursuit that makes your brain hurt), while the sinister-looking dude on the right is all too comfortable with "A" (Meth - the illegal substance that also makes your brain hurt, just differently).
This perfectly captures that moment in grad school when you're three energy drinks deep at 3 AM trying to solve differential equations and you start questioning all your life choices. Both options will keep you up for days, destroy your social life, and make you talk really fast about things nobody else understands. The only difference is one gets you a PhD and the other gets you a felony.
Fun fact: Mathematicians actually have a lower life expectancy than the general population, though that's probably from the stress rather than the subject matter itself. Choose wisely!
