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Content Random Redittor: r/sciencememes Why are Math memes welcome here if Math is not a science? Just asking Me: Because math IS a science subject, math memes are welcomed here.

The meme refers to the legendary Brachistochrone problem, which Johann Bernoulli posed to the mathematical community in 1696 as a challenge. While most mathematicians requested 6 months to solve it, Newton reportedly received it one evening and solved it by the next morning! This perfectly captures Newton's ridiculous genius. The problem asked for the curve along which a body would fall from one point to another in the shortest time—a complex calculus of variations problem. Newton's solution? The cycloid curve. And he did it overnight while everyone else was still scratching their wigs. Classic Newton flex. Why take two months when you can just casually revolutionize mathematics before breakfast?

The mathematical heartbreak is real! This equation is tantalizingly close to equaling 34378338, which would be the first 8 digits of π (3.14159265358979...). But it's off by exactly 1, hence the "+1" in red and the devastating "we were this close" reaction. For mathematicians hunting for elegant formulas to represent π, this near-miss is the equivalent of a baseball player hitting the foul pole instead of a home run. So close to mathematical immortality, yet so cosmically far!

The eternal math debate that makes even the brightest minds sweat! 💦 One button says math exists naturally in the universe (hello, Fibonacci sequence in flowers!), while the other claims it's just our human-made tool to understand reality. No wonder philosophers and scientists are having existential meltdowns over this! Is 2+2=4 because the universe says so, or because we invented a system where that makes sense? This philosophical nightmare has been keeping brilliant people up at night since someone first counted on their fingers. The struggle is REAL!

When nerds flirt, they operate on different wavelengths! Guy's thinking of Keanu Reeves dodging bullets, while she's thinking of mathematical operators. The equation T mn = ⟨m|T|n⟩ represents a matrix element in quantum mechanics—literally "The Matrix" but in physics-speak. It's that beautiful moment when you realize you're both talking about matrices, just in completely different universes. Dating in STEM fields requires understanding multiple definitions of "I'll show you my matrix if you show me yours."

The mathematical tautology here is absolutely killing me! 🤣 Euclid, the father of geometry, having an existential meltdown over discovering that "identical triangles are identical" is pure mathematical comedy gold. It's like saying water is wet or circles are round! The joke plays on how mathematicians sometimes state the painfully obvious in the most formal way possible. Ancient Greek mathematicians were out there proving things like "if A equals B, then B equals A" and calling it revolutionary. Mathematical proofs can get so circular sometimes that even Euclid's mind was blown by his own logic!