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The academic equivalent of a playground brawl, served in Venn diagram form! Nothing screams "intellectual superiority complex" quite like three disciplines united by their shared conviction that chemists are inferior beings. Meanwhile, the Nobel committee sits back with popcorn watching mathematicians and engineers duke it out for validation. The real irony? They're all just different flavors of nerds drawing circles to prove who's better at... drawing circles. Chemistry departments worldwide are printing this for their bulletin boards as we speak.

The statistical masterpiece of survivor bias in its natural habitat! The comment claims Russian roulette is "completely safe" based on interviewing 1000 previous players with a 100% survival rate. Of course they all survived—you can't interview the losers! 💀 This is like concluding parachutes are unnecessary because no one has ever complained after jumping without one. Classic selection bias that would make any statistician cry into their probability distribution charts.

The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the academic food chain where physicists reign supreme. According to this diagram, physicists can mock engineers, get paid well, AND be better than chemists—the STEM field trifecta! Meanwhile, mathematicians are stuck just mocking engineers, engineers can't win Nobel Prizes, and chemists... well, they're apparently everyone's punching bag. The center suggests that the ultimate achievement in science is being better than chemists. Whoever made this was definitely a physicist with an axe to grind and a superiority complex the size of a supermassive black hole. The interdepartmental shade is strong with this one!

When your friend says "be spontaneous" and your brain immediately defaults to the Black-Scholes equation for options pricing! That's not exactly the kind of spontaneity that gets you dates! 😂 For the math-curious nerds out there: this infamous partial differential equation revolutionized financial markets by creating a theoretical pricing model for stock options. It's basically the equation that Wall Street quants use instead of having normal conversations at parties. The recipient's "wtf" response is the universal reaction of anyone who's ever been math-bombed on a dating app. Pro tip: save the differential equations for the third date!

The ultimate meta-joke in academia! Just like those textbook problems where professors write "proof is trivial" for the most mind-bending theorems, this meme gleefully abandons you at the intellectual cliff edge. It's the scientific equivalent of your GPS saying "good luck figuring out the rest of the route yourself!" Even Einstein would scratch his head and mutter, "Not cool, man." The beauty is in its simplicity—it perfectly captures that moment when your brain short-circuits during a lecture and the professor says, "It's obvious from here." NOTHING IS OBVIOUS! *maniacal scientist laughter*

The mathematical equivalent of finding out your spelunking gear doesn't fit! This meme brilliantly pokes fun at topology, where a worm (or mathematician) is contemplating exploring what appears to be a horn torus or funnel shape. The title refers to the holes in the letters Q and R - because in topology, these letters have fundamentally different structures (Q has one hole, R has two). It's basically what happens when mathematicians try adventure sports - they get stuck analyzing the genus of the cave instead of actually exploring it. Next paper title: "On the Impossibility of Fitting Through an ε-Sized Opening."