Bad Dog! Don't Lick The Function!

Someone turned a dating diagram into a hilarious physics joke! The original probably showed women all going for one guy, but our science hero "fixed it" by relabeling the top man as a "Terminal object in the category of people" and circling all the men as "Average guy." It's basically turned dating struggles into category theory! In mathematics, a terminal object is one that receives exactly one morphism from every object in the category. Translation: in this dating universe, everyone's apparently drawn to this one mathematical singularity of a person while everyone else is just... average. Dating problems solved with abstract algebra - because nothing says "I'm single" like understanding category theory!

The mathematical aristocracy strikes again. In the world of angles, 270° is that awkward middle child who never quite fits in with the cool kids (90°, 180°, 360°). Meanwhile, the fancy gentlemen below—representing right angles, straight angles, and full circles—literally look down on the reflex angle from their geometric high horses. Classic angle elitism. Next they'll be saying they have better "degrees" of education.

Finally, a practical application of geometry that speaks to my soul! The left cake slice has more volume (31.5 in³) but costs $1.70, while the right slice has less volume (24.3 in³) but costs $2.20. That's $0.054 per cubic inch vs $0.091 per cubic inch! Suddenly those boring high school math problems about "which is the better deal" become critically important when dessert is on the line. Pro tip: Always calculate cake value using price per volume, not per slice. Your wallet (and stomach) will thank you for this delicious optimization problem!

Ever tried to do math without Gauss? It's like trying to navigate with your eyes closed! The mathematical genius who gave us the normal distribution and least squares method is basically saying "I see you struggling without my formulas." Mathematicians worldwide feel this in their soul. Imagine tackling complex calculations and Gauss is just sitting there like "darkness bro" because he already solved it two centuries ago. That smug "brooooo" at the end is just him watching us rediscover what he figured out while barely trying.

Breaking mathematical news that would make Euclid spit out his coffee! This poor soul thinks they've cracked the Riemann hypothesis—one of math's most notorious unsolved problems—and "discovered" that 1705542 is prime. Plot twist: it's divisible by 2 (it's even!) and actually equals 2 × 852771. The Riemann hypothesis deals with the distribution of prime numbers and has stumped brilliant mathematicians for 160+ years, but sure, random Quora user, you solved it while everyone else was watching cat videos. The academic equivalent of announcing you've invented a perpetual motion machine using rubber bands and a potato.

The perfect illustration of problem-solving across disciplines! Citizens are like "let's just connect the dots with 5 simple lines and call it a day." Scientists take it a step further with 4 lines but make it all fancy with those intersecting diagonals because... SCIENCE! But engineers? They're playing 4D chess with reality! Three parallel lines that somehow extend into infinity because why solve a problem normally when you can bend spacetime? It's like watching evolution of problem-solving in real-time - from "good enough" to "mathematically elegant" to "I'll literally warp physics to make this work with fewer resources." Next time your engineer friend "optimizes" something simple into an eldritch horror of efficiency, you'll know why!