3 Is Still A Good Approximation For π

The eternal struggle of every mathematician when someone claims 3² = 6. Sure, and gravity is just a suggestion while we're at it. That awkward moment when "respecting opinions" collides head-on with fundamental mathematical truths. Sorry folks, but 3² = 9 isn't up for debate—it's not a political stance or a hot take on social media. Some things in science aren't subjective, no matter how passionately someone argues otherwise. Next they'll tell me the earth is flat and expect a polite nod.

Behold the most fruitful trigonometric identity ever discovered! The ratio of sin(gerine) to cos(gerine) equals tangerine—it's mathematically delicious! This is what happens when math professors go grocery shopping while thinking about calculus. The beauty of this pun lies in the fundamental trigonometric relationship where sine divided by cosine equals tangent. Whoever crafted this masterpiece deserves a Fields Medal in mathematical comedy. Next time you're struggling with trig identities, just remember: citrus fruits make everything clearer!

The bell curve of intelligence strikes again! On the far left and right ends of the IQ distribution, we find the true intellectual rebels who question even basic arithmetic. Meanwhile, in the middle, the average-brained individual confidently declares "2+2=4" with all the excitement of someone announcing water is wet. It's the classic horseshoe theory of intelligence—the extremely low and extremely high IQs somehow circle back to the same conclusion, while the 100 IQ normies remain blissfully unaware that in base 3, 2+2 actually equals 11! *adjusts lab goggles maniacally*

The equation says x + 2 = x - 2, which means 4 = 0. Meanwhile, our TikTok mathematician is factoring (x-2)(x+2)=0 like they're solving a completely different problem. It's like watching someone use a hammer to change a lightbulb and then celebrate their electrical engineering skills. This is why math teachers drink heavily during parent-teacher conferences. The 25.4K likes suggest humanity is doomed, but at least we'll die confident in our wrong answers.

The evolution of engineering in one hilarious picture! Roman engineers built massive aqueducts and architectural wonders without modern math—just pure intuition and trial-and-error. Meanwhile, today's engineers are battling software crashes while drowning in calculus formulas! The contrast is PERFECT—ancient Romans with their "what's calculus? whatever, I'm building a 70km aqueduct" energy versus modern engineers crying over AutoCAD crashes. The greatest irony? Those ancient structures are still standing thousands of years later! Sometimes less math, more vibes is the secret formula!

The mathematical flex to end all flexes! Leonhard Euler, the Swiss mathematician who has approximately 70+ concepts named after him, is portrayed here as the ultimate mathematical chad. The joke brilliantly plays on the double meaning of "one" push-up - implying both that he does a single push-up each time something's named after him AND that's all it takes for him to maintain that physique because it happens so frequently. From Euler's identity (e^iπ + 1 = 0) to Euler's method, Euler's number (e), Euler angles, Euler's formula, Euler circuits... the man basically colonized mathematics. No wonder the other character is utterly flabbergasted. If Euler actually did one push-up for each concept bearing his name, he'd indeed look like a mathematical demigod!