The Design Of The Lab Coat

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The Design Of The Lab Coat

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Ever wondered why lab coats seem designed to maximize chaos? 🧪 The truth is finally revealed! That open neck design isn't for comfort—it's strategically positioned for maximum glass shard collection during inevitable explosions. Those giant pockets? Perfect for storing absolutely everything while ensuring you'll never find what you need when you need it!

My favorite feature has to be those extra-wide cuffs—nature's way of ensuring your $500 glassware gets a proper introduction to the floor. And don't get me started on those buttons that somehow take 2+ minutes to fasten, guaranteeing you'll be fashionably late to every lab meeting!

The semi-transparent fabric? That's just so everyone can admire your outfit choices on laundry day. Science fashion at its finest! 👨‍🔬👩‍🔬

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