Poor Little Bacteria

Ever wondered what it's like to be on the other side of the microscope? While we're squinting at bacteria through our fancy lenses, those tiny microbes are staring back at the GIANT HUMAN EYEBALL OF DOOM! Talk about microscopic existential crisis! Imagine being a single-celled organism minding your own binary fission business when suddenly a massive eyeball the size of Jupiter starts watching your every move. No privacy policy in the petri dish, folks! Those bacteria must think they've discovered a new planet called "Eyeball-topia" with its own weather system (tears) and strange blinking phenomenon. Next time you're doing lab work, give your bacterial friends a wink – they've probably already seen your soul!