When geologists investigate crime scenes, everything becomes a rock formation! These rock nerds are examining a murder victim and immediately jump to geological explanations - "iron-rich intrusion" (probably just a knife) and "clastic material falling into a rift" (definitely just a stab wound). It's like watching CSI: Geology Edition where the cause of death is never murder, just "unexpected tectonic activity in a biological system." Next they'll be carbon-dating the weapon instead of checking for fingerprints!
CSI: Geology Department
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