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CSI: Geology Department

Geology Earth-science Science Lab-life

16 days ago 4.6K views 0 shares

CSI: Geology Department

When geologists investigate crime scenes, everything becomes a rock formation! These rock nerds are examining a murder victim and immediately jump to geological explanations - "iron-rich intrusion" (probably just a knife) and "clastic material falling into a rift" (definitely just a stab wound). It's like watching CSI: Geology Edition where the cause of death is never murder, just "unexpected tectonic activity in a biological system." Next they'll be carbon-dating the weapon instead of checking for fingerprints!

The Derivative Of Death

Math Science

4 months ago 11.5K views 0 shares

The Derivative Of Death

The calculus murder mystery we didn't know we needed. 7 tells X that "1/X will change you," which turns out to be prophetic when X reads the derivative formula d/dx(1/x) = -1/x². X dies, e investigates, and ultimately discovers the murder weapon: basic differentiation rules. The real killer was always mathematics. Nine years of calculus research and not once did they warn us about the psychological trauma of finding the derivative of reciprocal functions.