Murder Memes

The calculus murder mystery we didn't know we needed. 7 tells X that "1/X will change you," which turns out to be prophetic when X reads the derivative formula d/dx(1/x) = -1/x². X dies, e investigates, and ultimately discovers the murder weapon: basic differentiation rules. The real killer was always mathematics. Nine years of calculus research and not once did they warn us about the psychological trauma of finding the derivative of reciprocal functions.