The ultimate classroom struggle! Jesus is trying to teach his followers about the origins of life (3.8 billion years ago with prokaryotes) but is worried they'll zone out and start making up creative interpretations—like that whole snake-and-rib Genesis story. It's basically the first recorded instance of "please don't fall asleep during my PowerPoint presentation on evolutionary biology." The irony of a religious figure teaching scientific facts about Earth's timeline that contradict traditional creation myths is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Turns out even divine lectures can't escape student attention problems!
The Ultimate Biblical Science Lecture
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