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The Ultimate Biblical Science Lecture

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The Ultimate Biblical Science Lecture

The ultimate classroom struggle! Jesus is trying to teach his followers about the origins of life (3.8 billion years ago with prokaryotes) but is worried they'll zone out and start making up creative interpretations—like that whole snake-and-rib Genesis story. It's basically the first recorded instance of "please don't fall asleep during my PowerPoint presentation on evolutionary biology." The irony of a religious figure teaching scientific facts about Earth's timeline that contradict traditional creation myths is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Turns out even divine lectures can't escape student attention problems!

In The Beginning: God's First Line Of Code

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In The Beginning: God's First Line Of Code

Holy compilation errors, Batman! This meme brilliantly merges biblical creation with computer programming! In Genesis, we have "In the beginning God said: Let there be light." But here, before anything else, God had to import the standard input/output library with #include<stdio.h> - the first line of virtually every C program ever written! Basically suggesting our entire universe is just running on some cosmic computer with God as the programmer who needed to set up His development environment before creating everything. Next time your code crashes, just remember - even the universe needed proper initialization!