Religion Memes

Looks like Newton's Third Law has a new competitor: For every scientific principle, there is an equal and opposite theological explanation! This Pakistani physics textbook skips the whole "F=ma" business and jumps straight to "universe created with a single word 'be'" in the FIRST paragraph. Talk about speedrunning the scientific method! The book somehow manages to discuss physics without mentioning a single equation, but does remind us that humans are the "best creature of Allah." Schrödinger's cat isn't just in a superposition—it's questioning its entire existence right now.

Behold, the quantum theological crossover nobody asked for. The meme cleverly applies Schrödinger's quantum superposition principle to biblical resurrection. Just as a quantum particle exists in multiple states until observed, this "forgotten disciple" suggests Jesus simultaneously occupies both life and death states until someone rolls away that stone. Honestly, would've made for a much more interesting physics lecture in seminary school. The real miracle is how perfectly quantum mechanics explains religious paradoxes.

Holy superposition, Batman! This brilliant mashup combines quantum physics with biblical resurrection! Schrödinger's famous thought experiment (where a cat in a box is simultaneously alive and dead until observed) gets a divine twist. Our quantum-savvy disciple explains that Jesus exists in a superposition of states while the tomb remains sealed—a hilarious collision of 1st century theology and 20th century quantum mechanics. If only the Romans had known about wave function collapse, Easter might have gone differently!

The ultimate physics throwdown! A bearded guy claims to be divine by presenting a rock that's somehow getting hotter without any heat source—a straight-up violation of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The skeptical crowd isn't buying the "sometimes rocks just get hot" explanation, pointing out that spontaneous energy creation would literally break the universe. The punchline? After all that thermodynamic debate, he just makes wine instead. Classic misdirection! The comic brilliantly pokes fun at how miracle claims often fall apart under scientific scrutiny... until they conveniently switch to something less testable. The thermodynamics here is actually solid—heat naturally flows from hot to cold objects, never the reverse, unless work is done on the system. So a rock spontaneously heating up? That's physics blasphemy!

Oh the irony! The deeper physicists dive into quantum weirdness, the more they start questioning EVERYTHING. Einstein, Planck, Schrödinger—all these brilliant minds stared into the cosmic abyss until the abyss winked back and said "maybe there's more than equations here?" Meanwhile, this tweet author is all "these GENIUSES who revolutionized our understanding of reality must be COMPLETE WOOTARDS." Sure, buddy. Because nothing says scientific thinking like dismissing the existential musings of people who literally redefined the universe! Next up: criticizing fish for believing in water.

The textbook just casually explaining physics: "Almighty Allah created this universe billions of years ago with a single word 'be' and at once it came into being." Well, that's one way to skip over the Standard Model, quantum mechanics, and general relativity! Imagine Newton's reaction: "My laws of motion? Nah, just divine command theory." The beautiful irony of seeking to understand natural phenomena through scientific inquiry while simultaneously attributing it all to a supernatural cause. That's like studying aerodynamics only to conclude birds fly because they're blessed with special permission slips from heaven.