Realistic Pokémon Evolution: When Darwin Meets Pikachu

Darwin would be rolling in his grave if he saw how we've butchered natural selection into "press B to stop evolution." The meme shows what Pokémon evolution would actually look like if it followed real biological principles - gradual changes across generations with color variants representing different environmental adaptations. Instead of magical transformations, we'd get slight modifications based on selective pressures. It's basically what happens when a biologist crashes a Nintendo meeting and starts ranting about phylogenetic trees while everyone else just wanted to sell more plush toys.