Ancestor? I Hardly Know Er

The epic handshake meme finally unites science and religion on something! Both camps vigorously agree "humans didn't come from monkeys" - but for wildly different reasons. Science is like "duh, we share a common ancestor with primates about 7 million years ago" while religion is thinking "created in divine image, thank you very much." The beautiful irony? This rare moment of agreement is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of evolutionary theory. Scientists have been pulling their hair out for decades trying to explain we didn't evolve from modern monkeys, but rather alongside them from shared ancestors. It's like claiming you came from your cousin instead of recognizing you both came from your grandparents!