Common ancestor Memes

Oh, the classic evolution misconception that makes biologists want to bang their heads against Darwin's desk! 🧬🐒 Humans didn't evolve FROM modern monkeys - we share a common ancestor! It's like saying "if Americans came from Europe, why are Europeans still around?" We branched off like a family tree gone wild, not a linear upgrade path. The professor's existential crisis is every evolutionary biologist's nightmare fuel during office hours. If this question actually stumped a biology professor, they might want to consider a career switch to interpretive dance. Just saying.