What Would You Make If You Had Levitation Magic?

That moment when your mechanical engineering friend's autocorrect reveals their true lab horrors! What they MEANT was "My brothers in Christ we cooked a CULTURE in an autoclave" but their phone had other ideas. Sterilizing equipment: normal science procedure. Sterilizing someone's pet: straight to lab safety jail! This is why you should never text while your hands are still covered in agar!

The eternal struggle of every engineering student summed up in one divine intervention! On the left, we have the exhausted, sleep-deprived engineer begging for mercy from differential equations and impossible deadlines. On the right, Jesus is basically saying, "I gave you the freedom to choose ANY career path, and you picked the one with 3AM problem sets and bridges that need to not collapse?" Nobody forced you to calculate stress tensors or debug code until your eyes bleed. You did this to yourself! The self-inflicted suffering of choosing engineering is truly the modern crown of thorns—except instead of thorns, it's MATLAB errors and thermodynamics finals.

Computer teachers living in a binary world where 1+1 doesn't equal 2, but equals 10! This is peak programmer humor showcasing how decimal and binary number systems clash. In binary, 1+1 really does equal 10 (which is decimal 2) because there's no "2" digit in binary—you carry the 1 to the next column. Regular math teachers would have an existential crisis seeing this, but CS folks are nodding smugly right now.

The scientific calculator civil war has begun! Someone's circled all the advanced function buttons—you know, the ones that separate the math wizards from the "I just need to add these numbers" crowd. The punchline? "These people vote." Translation: The same folks who think logarithms and trigonometry are useless are making decisions about our future! Meanwhile, engineers are having heart palpitations just looking at this mathematical blasphemy. Fun fact: Those "useless" buttons helped us build rockets, design computers, and analyze quantum physics. But sure, who needs x² when you've got fingers to count on, right? *twitch*

The evolutionary path of a mechanical engineer's transcendence. First, your brain lights up at the mere thought of romance. Then your entire nervous system becomes enlightened when you consider verbal interaction. Eventually, you reach cosmic awareness upon contemplating visual contact. Finally, you achieve pure engineering nirvana—a state where social interactions are replaced entirely by stress calculations and CAD models. It's not isolation; it's optimization of mental resources. Some call it loneliness; we call it dedicating 97.8% of processing power to thermodynamic equations.

You know you've reached peak engineering student when you can't cross a bridge without mentally calculating the load distribution and stress factors. That smug "Meme Man" face is every engineering student who now sees the world as one giant problem set. "Stakits" (a play on "statics," the engineering course) has ruined peaceful walks forever. Now you're visualizing 25 kN point loads and 3 kN/m distributed loads on every structure like some kind of force-obsessed superhero nobody asked for. Normal people see a bridge. Engineering students see a free-body diagram waiting to be solved. The transformation is complete—you now speak fluent truss.