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Come Study Physics: Totally Not Magic, We Swear

Come Study Physics: Totally Not Magic, We Swear
Physics departments desperately trying to convince prospective students they're not just wizards with calculators. Sure, we have radioactive rocks that could level cities, floating apples on magnets, circuit diagrams that look suspiciously like summoning circles, and mathematical symbols that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics—but it's all perfectly scientific. The defensive "SHUT UP" really sells the whole "we're not practicing arcane arts" vibe. Next they'll tell us the blue glow from Cherenkov radiation isn't actually a soul-capturing device.

What Would You Make If You Had Levitation Magic?

What Would You Make If You Had Levitation Magic?
Engineers are a different breed entirely. While fantasy heroes dream of slaying dragons, engineers who suddenly gain magical powers immediately think, "How can I violate the fundamental laws of physics with this?" The square-cube law is that pesky little principle limiting how big structures can get before collapsing under their own weight. But with levitation? Those constraints go right out the window. Suddenly that 300-foot-tall mecha with impossibly thin legs doesn't seem so impractical anymore. Give an engineer a superpower and they won't save the world—they'll redesign it with "weird shit" that would make Newton roll in his grave.

Study Physics Guys (Totally Not Wizardry)

Study Physics Guys (Totally Not Wizardry)
Physics isn't magic? PROVE IT! *maniacal laughter* Look at this glorious chaos - radioactive rocks that could flatten cities, mathematical symbols that look suspiciously like arcane runes, magnets doing their "totally explainable" levitation tricks, and chemistry experiments that are DEFINITELY not summoning interdimensional beings! The desperate "THEY ARE NOT RUNES SHUT UP" has the same energy as someone hiding a dragon in their garage insisting it's just a large iguana. The beautiful part? All this madness actually follows precise, elegant laws! Physics: where we harness forces beyond comprehension while frantically insisting we're not wizards.