Screw Heads: The Personality Test Engineers Never Asked For

The only screw head shown is the Torx—and it's labeled "the fan favorite." Meanwhile, all the other boxes are empty with personality types like "Made to be hated" and "The gremlin." This is basically the engineering equivalent of zodiac signs. Every engineer has a visceral reaction to different fastener types that borders on religious fervor. Phillips heads strip at the slightest provocation, flat heads were clearly designed by someone who hates humanity, and don't get me started on those proprietary Apple screws. The Torx truly is the chosen one—providing actual grip without shredding your screwdriver or your sanity. Engineers will fight to the death over this stuff while normal people back slowly out of the room.