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Engineers are a different breed entirely. While fantasy heroes dream of slaying dragons, engineers who suddenly gain magical powers immediately think, "How can I violate the fundamental laws of physics with this?" The square-cube law is that pesky little principle limiting how big structures can get before collapsing under their own weight. But with levitation? Those constraints go right out the window. Suddenly that 300-foot-tall mecha with impossibly thin legs doesn't seem so impractical anymore. Give an engineer a superpower and they won't save the world—they'll redesign it with "weird shit" that would make Newton roll in his grave.

Ah, the classic "90 degrees = hot" joke that makes physicists groan and mathematicians chuckle. What we're witnessing is thermal conductivity in action—tile corners create thermal bridges where heat transfers more efficiently. After 40 years studying materials science, I can confirm that corners don't melt snow because they're "90 degrees hot"... they melt it because they're junction points where heat flows from multiple directions. The commenter's confidence is inversely proportional to their understanding of thermodynamics. Reminds me of my undergraduate students who'd confidently explain quantum mechanics after watching one YouTube video.

Welcome to the most diabolical engineering interview ever! Poor job candidate walks in expecting pleasantries but instead gets handed a pile of random parts and told "Make a chair and have a seat." Classic engineering mindset - why buy furniture when you can build it from scratch? The interviewer isn't testing your resume... he's testing if you can transform chaos into something that won't collapse under your buttocks! Engineers don't just solve problems - they get handed impossible puzzles and are expected to MacGyver their way to glory. Next interview challenge: "Build a working smartphone using only paperclips and your tears of frustration."

The gender ratio in engineering classes is so skewed that the little green aliens from Toy Story have a more balanced perspective. Those poor STEM guys act like they've spotted a cryptid whenever estrogen enters the room. The sad part? This meme is still accurate despite decades of efforts to balance engineering demographics. Maybe if we treated women in engineering with the same enthusiasm as we treat free pizza at department seminars, we'd actually make some progress.

First day of engineering class and the professor is already threatening psychological warfare! That moment when the prof proudly announces only 30% will survive the course and you're sitting there thinking "I haven't even bought the textbook yet and I'm already failing." The internal panic is so real you just want to channel your inner presidential debate energy and tell them to please stop talking! Engineering students know the drill - syllabus day isn't about learning the schedule, it's about questioning your life choices in real-time! 😂

Electricity's spiciest family drama! The Amp is literally stuck in a circuit with Ohm giving resistance from above while desperately calling on its stepbrother Volt for help. This is basically Ohm's Law (V=IR) reimagined as an electrical soap opera where voltage, current, and resistance are caught in a dysfunctional relationship. The Amp needs more voltage to overcome the resistance, but Ohm is just sitting there being all resistive and judgmental. Every electrical engineer has flashbacks to this exact scenario during troubleshooting!