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Fusion energy: the technological equivalent of "free beer tomorrow." We've spent decades trying to recreate the sun's power source on Earth, promising virtually unlimited clean energy that would revolutionize our power bills. Yet somehow, between corporate profit margins and regulatory capture, I suspect we'll still be paying the same exorbitant rates in 2030. The laws of physics might bend to our will, but utility company pricing structures are apparently immutable constants of the universe.

The classic engineering bait-and-switch! High school: "I'm pretty good at math and science, engineering seems logical!" First semester of university: *drowning in differential equations while surviving on ramen and caffeine* That moment when you realize your high school physics teacher conveniently forgot to mention that "solving for x" would become "solving for your will to live." The clown makeup isn't applied—it's earned through sleepless nights of wondering why you didn't just major in business like your parents suggested.

Whoever created this deserves a Nobel Prize in Nerd Humor! These Venn diagrams brilliantly illustrate logical operators using Halloween's "Trick or Treat" tradition. Each diagram shows exactly how Boolean logic gates work: OR: You get either trick OR treat OR both (union of sets) AND: You only get what's in both circles (intersection) XOR: You get either trick OR treat but NOT both (exclusive OR) NOR: You get nothing! (negation of OR) NAND: Everything except what's in both circles (negation of AND) XNOR: You get both OR neither (negation of XOR) The pumpkin faces perfectly match each operation's result. This is what happens when computer scientists go trick-or-treating!

The numerical values of π (3.14159...), e (2.71828...), and 3 are locked in an eternal mathematical hierarchy! When a test asks for "descending order," it's triggering math majors everywhere because OBVIOUSLY π > 3 > e. Anyone picking any other answer is committing mathematical heresy! Engineers especially lose their minds over this because they've had these constants drilled into their brains since freshman year. The correct answer is C, and if you picked anything else, you might hear distant screaming from the engineering building!

The engineering degree finally explained! This meme brilliantly repurposes the term "WEEB" (typically meaning someone obsessed with Japanese culture) into an engineering-specific acronym. It's the perfect encapsulation of that stereotypical engineering student lifestyle—technically brilliant but socially... let's say "alternatively occupied." The duality of solving complex differential equations by day while having questionable media preferences by night is peak STEM culture. Engineers really do build bridges between worlds—just not always the kind you'd put on a resume!

Regular engineers: "Yeah, suspension makes sense." Engineers seeing tensegrity structures: "WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?!" Tensegrity is that mind-bending structural principle where components float in apparent defiance of physics, held together by a perfect balance of tension and compression. It's like watching a magician's trick except the magician is just... math. The bottom image shows the engineering equivalent of seeing a ghost—that moment when your brain short-circuits because something shouldn't work but absolutely does. First-year physics students think they've got gravity all figured out until this architectural sorcery enters the chat.