Only Do What Your Heart Tells You

The corporate engineering bait-and-switch exposed! The top panel shows the noble facade: "We're mentoring the next generation of brilliant minds!" Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the harsh reality lurking beneath that mask: "Free labor go brrr." Engineering students thinking they're getting valuable experience while companies are just thinking about their profit margins. The duality of internships hits harder than that first all-nighter before a project deadline.

The eternal science flex hierarchy captured in six perfect panels! Engineers might get the gold medals, but biologists are out here living their best chaotic life. While physicists and chemists celebrate their 80% and humble 60% scores, biologists are shotgunning champagne at 101% because who needs rules when you've memorized the entire taxonomic kingdom?! The ultimate academic flex isn't perfection—it's passing while maintaining your wild-child energy. Biologists don't just study life; they embody it with middle fingers raised to conventional achievement metrics. Why settle for a perfect GPA when you can party with your test tube and still somehow dominate the podium?

Ever notice how conspiracy theorists who claim the moon landing was staged can identify a rocket's components but somehow miss the entire concept of orbital mechanics ? That's like understanding how a car's engine works but insisting roads are a government hoax. The Saturn V wasn't just a fancy tube with fire coming out the bottom—it was precisely engineered to escape Earth's gravitational pull and deliver humans to lunar orbit. But sure, NASA hired Stanley Kubrick and forgot to tell him how rockets actually function.

The classic engineering-physics rivalry strikes again. Our hopeful romantic just committed the cardinal sin of STEM dating - assuming engineers don't understand physics. In reality, engineering curricula are basically physics with extra steps and more student loans. That date ended faster than a free-falling object hitting terminal velocity.

Engineers know the special rage reserved for Phillips head screws - those cross-shaped nightmares designed to strip at the worst possible moment. The cartoon perfectly captures how the inventor earned a place beyond regular hell! The diabolical genius of the Phillips design is that it's just good enough to be widely adopted but frustrating enough to make you question your life choices when it slips for the 17th time during an IKEA assembly. Even Satan himself recognizes superior torment when he sees it.

The unsung heroes of modern civilization, reduced to a week of lukewarm recognition. Engineers spend years mastering thermodynamics, material science, and structural analysis only to have their celebration met with the same enthusiasm as a mandatory HR meeting. While physicists get Nobel Prizes and biologists discover cute new species, engineers are busy making sure your toilet flushes and your bridge doesn't collapse. But hey, at least they have their calculators to keep them company during the other 51 weeks of the year when nobody remembers they exist.