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They Went Fucking Nuclear

They Went Fucking Nuclear
Look at France casually releasing 11,400 units of tritium into the English Channel while everyone else is trying to keep their numbers down! That's not a nuclear power plant, that's a tritium dispensary with a "free samples" sign. The French are over here playing radioactive hot potato with the Channel like "Bonjour, would you like some spicy water with your fish and chips?" Meanwhile, China's Sanmen plant is sitting at 20 units looking suspiciously innocent. "We're eco-friendly!" Sure, and I'm Marie Curie without the radiation poisoning.

When I Learned About Nuclear Power

When I Learned About Nuclear Power
The existential crisis every physics student faces when they realize that our most advanced nuclear technology is essentially just a fancy kettle. Splitting atoms to... *checks notes*... boil water? Billions in research, decades of development, and terrifying destructive potential - all to create steam that turns a turbine. Talk about the ultimate anticlimax! It's like discovering the secret ingredient in your grandma's legendary sauce is just ketchup.

Literally One Of The Cleanest Energy (If Anyone's Left To Run It)

Literally One Of The Cleanest Energy (If Anyone's Left To Run It)
The ultimate clean energy paradox! Nuclear power's biggest obstacle isn't technology or safety—it's finding people who can operate the darn things. Baby boomers currently run most nuclear facilities, and they're shuffling toward retirement faster than uranium decays. Meanwhile, younger generations who grew up watching The Simpsons think nuclear = three-eyed fish. The punchline? We're planning to build more plants while the only people who know how to prevent them from going all Chernobyl are busy shopping for retirement condos in Florida. It's like planning to expand your vinyl record collection right as the last person who knows how to fix a record player is heading out the door.

It's All Just Boiling Water

It's All Just Boiling Water
Nuclear engineers watching this meme: *eye twitching intensifies* The irony is delicious! Nuclear power plants are essentially billion-dollar kettles. We split atoms with technology that could power civilizations for centuries... just to boil water and spin turbines. It's like using a supercomputer to run a calculator app. Fun fact: Despite all our technological advances, nearly all electricity generation (coal, nuclear, natural gas) works on the same principle - heat water, make steam, spin turbine. We've just gotten increasingly creative about the "heat water" part!