Help Us! Engineers To The Rescue

Physics has never been this... bouncy ! Someone's turned the humble differential equation into a breast physics calculator! 🤓 This masterpiece applies the classic spring-mass-damper equation (typically used for oscillatory systems) to calculate breast jiggle physics. The equation models how tissue responds to force—with acceleration, velocity, and displacement terms all accounted for! The pièce de résistance? Using the ellipsoid volume formula (4/3πabc) to calculate breast mass from dimensions. Pure mathematical genius applied to... unconventional problems! Who said differential equations couldn't be fun?

Engineers see a simple mechanical part. Machinists and QA see a nightmare of geometric dimensioning and tolerancing symbols that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. Nothing says "I hate you" quite like an engineer adding a flatness tolerance of 0.013mm to a surface that will never touch anything. The real engineering challenge is finding a machinist who won't plot your murder after seeing those GD&T callouts.

From glass tubes to godhood in five easy steps! The meme perfectly captures computing's evolution from clunky vacuum tubes (where calculations took longer than microwaving a potato) to transistors (smaller but still dumber than a pet rock) to integrated circuits (finally getting somewhere) to microprocessors (now we're cooking with gas!) and finally quantum processors, where apparently we'll all transcend physical reality and become cosmic brain entities. Moore's Law wasn't just about doubling transistors—it was about our brains getting progressively more enlightened with each hardware upgrade. Can't wait for quantum computing to turn us all into interdimensional beings! My current Intel i7 only lets me astral project on Tuesdays.

Kid asks an innocent question about bridge load limits, and Dad unleashes the full artillery of structural engineering matrices. Those equations? Just the casual finite element analysis that engineers use to model stress distribution across bridge structures. The colorful simulation in the third panel shows exactly how much math goes into making sure you don't plunge into the river below. The kid's "Oh, I should've guessed" response is the universal reaction of anyone who's ever asked an engineer to explain something "simply." Next time you see a "10 TONS" sign, remember there's an engineer somewhere with 47 pages of calculations who'd be thrilled to explain it to you in excruciating detail.

The pandemic timeline according to conspiracy theorists! First, classes move online because of COVID. Then, mysteriously, "COVID engineers" graduate and enter the workforce. And suddenly—planes start falling out of the sky? Twice?! Because obviously, engineering education works better in person when you can physically touch the laws of aerodynamics. This perfectly captures how conspiracy minds connect completely unrelated events with imaginary causation. Remote learning → unqualified engineers → aviation disasters. Next they'll blame the microchips in vaccines for making pilots forget how to fly!

The eternal search for perpetual motion machines continues! This sketch shows a truck with a robotic arm holding a magnet that's attracting an iron plate attached to the truck itself. It's basically trying to pull itself forward using magnetism – a classic physics-defying dream that would break conservation of energy faster than a grad student breaks their diet during finals week. The magnetic force pulling forward would be exactly balanced by the force needed to hold the magnet in position. Newton's third law strikes again! It's like trying to lift yourself up by pulling on your own bootstraps, except with more engineering and equally impossible results.