Engineering Dating Disaster

The correct answer is E. That boulder's potential energy is just waiting to become kinetic, but physics has a dark sense of humor. When E pushes the stone, it'll roll down, hit the see-saw at C, launch the spear into D, who will fall into the pit. Meanwhile, B keeps walking obliviously, and A stands there contemplating their life choices. But E? Poor E will be crushed by that suspended half-sphere above them that nobody noticed. Conservation of energy, conservation of life expectancy... not so much.

The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the academic food chain where physicists reign supreme. According to this diagram, physicists can mock engineers, get paid well, AND be better than chemists—the STEM field trifecta! Meanwhile, mathematicians are stuck just mocking engineers, engineers can't win Nobel Prizes, and chemists... well, they're apparently everyone's punching bag. The center suggests that the ultimate achievement in science is being better than chemists. Whoever made this was definitely a physicist with an axe to grind and a superiority complex the size of a supermassive black hole. The interdepartmental shade is strong with this one!

Engineering professors have mastered the dark art of time dilation—not through relativistic physics, but through holiday homework! They'll casually assign 14 problem sets, 3 design projects, and a textbook to rewrite from memory, then act genuinely surprised when students aren't celebrating. It's like they believe Newton's forgotten law: "For every minute of vacation, there must be an equal and opposite amount of suffering." The cognitive dissonance between "I specifically requested it" and students' mental breakdowns is probably the true renewable energy source powering engineering departments nationwide.

Content Quarantine @26.3301 Engineering students with no social life

This meme is pure engineering poetry! Shakespeare is shown next to a logic gate diagram that reads "2B OR NOT 2B" - the digital circuit version of his famous "to be or not to be" soliloquy from Hamlet. It's a brilliant pun that works on multiple levels: the "2B" inputs feeding into an OR gate, creating the perfect engineer's interpretation of existential questioning. Shakespeare would've been an excellent computer scientist if he'd been born 400 years later. The Bard of Binary!

Spent four years calculating stress tensors only to discover your bank account has more stress than your engineering projects! That moment when you realize those differential equations weren't preparing you to differentiate between yacht models but between ramen flavors instead. The great engineering paradox: can build bridges that support thousands of tons but can't support a mortgage in a decent neighborhood. Turns out those "free body diagrams" were just foreshadowing your budget after student loans!