Sorry I Just Had To Debunk This Flat Theory

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Sorry I Just Had To Debunk This Flat Theory

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The image shows a photoshopped horizon with famous landmarks from around the world—the Statue of Liberty, Eiffel Tower, Egyptian pyramids, and skyscrapers—all visible in one impossible view. This is poking fun at flat Earth believers who can't explain why we can't see across continents if the Earth is supposedly flat! In reality, the Earth's curvature prevents us from seeing beyond about 3 miles at sea level. The meme creator basically said "Sorry I Just Had To" troll the flat-Earthers with some visual evidence that would exist in their reality but somehow doesn't. Checkmate, conspiracy theorists! Your move, Flat Earth Society—explain why I need a plane ticket to see the pyramids when they should be visible from my backyard with a good pair of binoculars!

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