Who Else Thinks We Should Go Back To Using The Plum Pudding Model Just Cause It Sounds Better

The chemical compound urea has been reimagined as a video game with downloadable content. Regular urea (top) transforms into premium "UREA" (stylized like EA games) with its base molecule priced at $22. Meanwhile, the hydrogen atoms have become "Hydrogen DLC" for $12.50, electron pairs are "Special edition lonepair" at $9.95, and there's even a "Collectors Edition π-bond" for $17.99. Just what every chemist fears - microtransactions for completing your molecular structure. Next they'll charge you for seasonal nitrogen updates.

Nothing says "I'm a chemistry nerd" quite like spending an hour drawing complex molecular structures just to make a pickup line. The creator has turned a Valentine's card into a monument to organic chemistry desperation. That molecular structure probably represents some psychoactive compound, which explains both the joke and why someone thought this was a good use of their time. Chemistry students everywhere are simultaneously groaning and sending this to their crushes in the lab next door.

The academic credentials arms race we never saw coming. While Bill Nye has been explaining volcanoes with baking soda for decades, Dolph Lundgren was quietly collecting chemistry degrees like they were movie villain roles. Turns out the guy who played Ivan Drago could theoretically synthesize the performance-enhancing substances his character used. The irony is exquisite - one man built a career on being "The Science Guy" with a single mechanical engineering degree, while the other punched Apollo Creed to death and then casually earned multiple advanced chemistry degrees across three continents. Just another reminder that in science, as in boxing, it's unwise to judge based on appearances.

The textbook stack of doom explains EVERYTHING! That forlorn face saying "I'm depressed for some reasone" while surrounded by medicinal chemistry bibles is the universal sign of a soul being crushed by reaction mechanisms. Those innocent little carbon rings and functional groups may look cute on paper, but after staring at 5,000 synthesis pathways, your serotonin receptors just give up! The irony of studying drugs that treat depression while the very study CAUSES it is *chef's kiss* pure scientific poetry. Your brain on med chem is basically just a sad benzene ring missing an electron.

Nothing says romance like explaining mass spectrometry on a first date. Turns out, discussing how molecules get blasted apart by electrons and sorted by mass-to-charge ratio creates more moisture than a poorly sealed vacuum chamber. My colleagues insist I should talk about Netflix instead, but I've yet to find empirical evidence supporting their hypothesis.

This meme is a darkly hilarious crossover between chemistry education and Breaking Bad ! When a chemistry teacher gets diagnosed with lung cancer, the internet immediately makes the Walter White connection. The comment "Let him cook" is the chef's kiss of this whole situation - it's the iconic phrase used when Walter starts manufacturing certain substances using his chemistry expertise. The perfect storm of tragic reality meets fictional anti-hero! Just remember, kids: the difference between your chem teacher and Heisenberg is just one bad day and some really expensive medical bills!