Organic chemists gone wild! Instead of using the perfectly reasonable names like ethane, propane, and butane, someone decided to rename everything as "methane with extra steps." It's like calling your cat a "fur-covered mouse-chaser" or your coffee "hot bean water." The best part? That fourth one—methylmethylmethylmethane—sounds like someone had a stroke while naming compounds. Next semester they'll probably teach us that water is just "oxygen-bonded dihydrogen" and salt is "sodium-attached chloride." Chemistry naming conventions: where simplicity goes to die!
Wake Up Babe, New Alkane Nomenclature Just Dropped

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