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Wake Up Babe, New Alkane Nomenclature Just Dropped
Chemistry Science
9 hours ago 2.9K views 0 shares
Wake Up Babe, New Alkane Nomenclature Just Dropped
Organic chemists gone wild! Instead of using the perfectly reasonable names like ethane, propane, and butane, someone decided to rename everything as "methane with extra steps." It's like calling your cat a "fur-covered mouse-chaser" or your coffee "hot bean water." The best part? That fourth one—methylmethylmethylmethane—sounds like someone had a stroke while naming compounds. Next semester they'll probably teach us that water is just "oxygen-bonded dihydrogen" and salt is "sodium-attached chloride." Chemistry naming conventions: where simplicity goes to die!

It's A Chemistree
Chemistry Science
7 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
It's A Chemistree
Nature's perfect molecular model! This bare tree branch looks exactly like an organic chemistry structure diagram - complete with carbon bonds and functional groups. The kind of coincidence that makes chemistry professors squeal with delight. Next semester's exam question: "Identify this naturally occurring molecule and synthesize it in your backyard." Bonus points if you can determine its IUPAC name before the leaves grow back!

The Ultimate Chemistry Pop Quiz
Chemistry Academia Science
11 days ago 3.2K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Chemistry Pop Quiz
The ultimate chemistry gatekeeping test! Nothing strikes fear into a chemistry student's heart quite like being asked to spell out "tin tin" - or should I say, Sn(C 10 H 7 ) 2 ? That's bis(naphthyl)tin for the uninitiated. The gun just adds that extra pressure that every oral exam already has. Chemistry professors don't actually need weapons - they have nomenclature questions instead!

I Dreamt Of This Molecule Last Night
Chemistry Science
12 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
I Dreamt Of This Molecule Last Night
When chemists have fever dreams! The meme shows the infamous "meme man" and a blue whale combined into a fictional chemical structure called "1-Propoxy-1-Phenyl-Bluewhalethane" - which is pure chemistry nonsense but brilliantly hilarious. It's playing on how organic chemists name compounds with increasingly ridiculous substituents. In reality, you can't just slap a whole whale onto a carbon backbone and call it a day, but wouldn't that make synthesis labs way more entertaining? Imagine your PI asking you to synthesize this compound for next week's group meeting!

Got To Go Fast: The Naming Wars
Chemistry Biology Science
12 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Got To Go Fast: The Naming Wars
The eternal battle between rigorous naming conventions and chaotic protein nomenclature! While organic chemists have their precious IUPAC rules (1-methyl-4-propan-2-ylcyclohexane, anyone?), biochemists are out here naming proteins after video game characters because... why not? The Sonic Hedgehog protein (SHH) is 100% real and critical for embryonic development. And yes, there's also a protein called Pikachurin. Meanwhile, organic chemists are having collective aneurysms watching their meticulously crafted naming system being completely ignored. Science: formal when convenient, wildly unprofessional when fun.

The Shadow Knows The Answer (But You Don't)
Chemistry Academia
15 days ago 4.7K views 0 shares
The Shadow Knows The Answer (But You Don't)
The professor's shadow is literally blocking the answer options! It's the academic version of "you must be THIS tall to ride this rollercoaster" except it's "you must be THIS psychic to pass this exam." 🔮 Nothing says "chemistry is hard" quite like having to guess if that IUPAC name is Neonane or 2-Methyloctane while squinting through a professor-shaped eclipse. Bonus points if you can derive the molecular structure from just a shadow!

Chemistry vs. Biology: The Classification Wars
Biology Chemistry Academia Science
16 days ago 4.0K views 0 shares
Chemistry vs. Biology: The Classification Wars
The chemistry-biology rivalry continues. Top panel: IUPAC chemists sitting in perfect order around a circular table, calmly discussing how to name some theoretical compound with 47 carbon atoms and functional groups that only exist in computer simulations. Bottom panel: Biologists literally brawling in the dirt because they can't agree if two nearly identical frogs that mated once in captivity constitute separate species or not. Chemists have a systematic naming convention; biologists have chaos and occasional fistfights behind the natural history museum.

Let Her Eat!
Chemistry Science
17 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Let Her Eat!
Chemistry students have ZERO fear of long chemical names! While everyone's avoiding "sodium caseinate" and "pyridoxine hydrochloride" on food labels, chem majors are casually writing out 4-methylcyclohexanemethanol like it's their middle name. 🧪 That moment when you realize your organic chemistry knowledge has ruined the "natural food" advice forever. Sorry, but everything is chemicals - even that organic kale smoothie contains dihydrogen monoxide! 💦

The Increasingly Verbose Sugar Daddy
Chemistry Science
20 days ago 6.6K views 0 shares
The Increasingly Verbose Sugar Daddy
This is what happens when chemists get on dating apps. Starting with the slang term "Sugar Daddy," each line gets progressively more scientifically accurate until we reach full IUPAC nomenclature nightmare mode. It's like watching someone transform from a casual Tinder bio to their PhD dissertation in six easy steps! The cosmic brain imagery perfectly captures how unnecessarily complicated we can make simple concepts. Next time someone asks what you do for a living, just hit them with "(2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxolan-2-yl]oxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxane-3,4,5-triol Homo sapiens, XY" and watch their soul leave their body.

Skeletal Structures Go Brrrr
Chemistry Science Academia
28 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares
Skeletal Structures Go Brrrr
Chemistry students evolving from drawing methane as a structural formula (boring), to writing CH₄ (efficient), to using MeH (galaxy brain), to just telepathically communicating the concept of methane (transcendent). The progression perfectly captures how chemists develop increasingly pretentious shorthand until they're just waving vaguely at molecular models during presentations. Meanwhile, organic chemistry professors still mark you wrong if you don't draw every single hydrogen atom.

IUPAC Is A Rocks
Chemistry Science Scientists
28 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
IUPAC Is A Rocks
Just imagine being a chemist in 1918, naming compounds however you pleased, only to find out a year later that some international organization decided to standardize everything. "Wait, I can't call it Jeffium anymore? But I discovered it!" The chemical wild west was officially over, and suddenly everyone had to learn Latin prefixes instead of naming elements after their cats. The pre-IUPAC era must have been glorious chaos—like trying to read a recipe where "a pinch" and "some" were legitimate units of measurement.

Got To Go Fast: The Nomenclature Divide
Biology Chemistry Academia Science Lab-life
1 month ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Got To Go Fast: The Nomenclature Divide
The eternal battle between scientific rigor and creative chaos! Organic chemists sweat bullets following IUPAC's 87-character naming conventions while biochemists casually name critical proteins after video game characters. Nothing says "I've spent 12 years in academia" like discovering a fundamental protein and naming it "Sonic Hedgehog" because it looks spiky. Even better? The medical community had to rename it to "SHH signaling molecule" because doctors couldn't keep straight faces telling parents their child had a "Sonic Hedgehog mutation." The protein naming Wild West is real—we've got Pikachurin, Dorsal, and even BATMAN (seriously, look it up). Science: where we split atoms and also name proteins after our childhood heroes.