The Healthy Benzene Alternative That Would Destroy The Universe

This is chemistry chaos at its finest! The meme presents "1,2,3,4,5,6-cyclohexallene" as a "healthy benzene alternative" which is absolutely hilarious because this molecule would be a complete nightmare in real life. It's basically a benzene ring where ALL carbon atoms have double bonds - a structure that would violate every principle of molecular stability. The "100% bond strain" is chemist-speak for "this thing would explode instantly." And stable at 0.3 Kelvin? That's basically saying "this molecule might exist for a nanosecond if you freeze the universe to near absolute zero." The Kekulé joke is extra spicy - Friedrich Kekulé discovered benzene's structure, so claiming to never have heard of him while trying to sell this molecular abomination is like a physicist saying "Newton? Never met the guy!" Pure structural chaos masquerading as a pharmaceutical ad!