Chemistry grad student suffers existential crisis when date innocently asks about finding "an element between Hydrogen and Helium." That painful pause? It's the sound of years of education collapsing into a black hole of despair.
For the chemistry-challenged folks: Hydrogen (atomic number 1) and Helium (atomic number 2) are literally adjacent on the periodic table. There's NOTHING between them. It's like asking a mathematician to find a whole number between 1 and 2. That "Yep" response? Pure self-preservation after the brain short-circuited.