The Biochemical Revenge Of The Humble Onion

The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the academic food chain where physicists reign supreme. According to this diagram, physicists can mock engineers, get paid well, AND be better than chemists—the STEM field trifecta! Meanwhile, mathematicians are stuck just mocking engineers, engineers can't win Nobel Prizes, and chemists... well, they're apparently everyone's punching bag. The center suggests that the ultimate achievement in science is being better than chemists. Whoever made this was definitely a physicist with an axe to grind and a superiority complex the size of a supermassive black hole. The interdepartmental shade is strong with this one!

The forbidden taste test of the periodic table! Green elements like oxygen? Sure, lick away! Yellow phosphorus? Might wake up with one less tongue. But those red cesium elements? They'll turn your mouth into a chemistry demonstration that ends with a hospital visit. And if you're eyeing those purple radioactive elements at the bottom, congratulations on your upcoming superhero origin story—though your superpower might just be "glows in the dark." Next time someone asks "for science," remember: carbon is your friend, plutonium is not.

Chemistry naming conventions just hit different! Squaric acid is literally named because its carbon atoms form a square. No fancy Latin roots, no honoring some dead scientist - just "Hey, this molecule looks like a square, let's call it SQUARIC ACID!" 😂 This is the scientific equivalent of naming your pet "Cat" or your houseplant "Green Thing." Sometimes the most brilliant minds in science just look at a molecule and go "Yep, that's square-shaped, we're done here!" And honestly, I respect that level of straightforward thinking!

The perfect visual representation of carbon-carbon bonds! The top fence (alkane) shows a single rail—just like those boring single bonds between carbon atoms. The middle fence (alkene) has two rails, representing the double bond that makes organic chemistry slightly more interesting. And the bottom fence (alkyne) flaunts three rails, just like the triple bond that makes chemists go "ooooh." Chemistry professors probably have this printed and framed in their offices right next to their periodic table shower curtains.

The eternal rivalry between analytical and physical chemists continues! While analytical chemists are busy measuring things to the nth decimal place, physical chemists are over there with their quantum equations pretending they understand the universe. It's like comparing someone who counts individual grains of sand to someone who theorizes about the abstract concept of "beach." The funniest part? Both think the organic chemists are the weird ones.

The classic biochemistry bait-and-switch. Girl thinks cute guy is sketching her portrait, but he's actually mapping out metabolic pathways like they're going out of style. Nothing says "I'm intellectually unavailable" quite like drawing the Krebs cycle on public transportation. The real romance is between NADH and electron transport chain anyway. Countless biochem students have stared at these same pathways with the same bewildered expression as this woman, except they're paying tuition for the privilege.