Hubris Memes

Behold, the duality of mathematical obsession. On one side, the seasoned mathematicians weeping over the unsolvable Collatz Conjecture. On the other, the blissfully naive student with a calculator who thinks they'll crack it between lunch and fifth period. For the uninitiated, the Collatz Conjecture is that mathematical black hole where you take any positive integer, apply a simple rule (if even, divide by 2; if odd, multiply by 3 and add 1), and supposedly always end up at 1. Proven for millions of numbers but never universally. Nothing quite captures mathematical hubris like thinking you'll solve what's stumped professionals for 85 years with a TI-84 and half a Mountain Dew.

The mathematical hubris is strong with this one! Our brave tweeter thinks they're dethroning Ramanujan (only one of the greatest mathematical minds in history) by... writing out the continued fraction for π using the digits of π itself. It's like saying you've mastered French because you can say "bonjour." The "(1/n)" is the chef's kiss—suggesting this mathematical "breakthrough" is just part 1 of a thread that nobody asked for. Next up: discovering that water is wet and gravity pulls things down.

The classic case of mathematical hubris meets basic integration. Student thinks they're outsmarting the professor by taking a different approach to find f(x) when given f'(x) = 2x. Instead of recognizing this as a straightforward x² + C situation, they perform some creative calculus gymnastics, invert the function, and somehow conclude f(x) = -1/x². The professor's "WTF???" and "Idiot" annotations are basically peer review in its rawest form. Nothing humbles a self-proclaimed math genius faster than discovering the fundamental theorem of calculus actually works.